How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Paula

Note from Jackie: I found this in a high school era notebook and it really made me laugh.  Maybe it was for a descriptive writing assignment.

Peanut Butter and Jelly part 1

1. Open the cabinet.
2. Remove peanut butter and bread from cabinet.
3. Close cabinet.
4. Open fridge.
5. Remove jelly from fridge.
6. Place all three on counter.
7. Open bag of bread.
8. Remove two slices of bread.
9. Place bread like this on counter:
(illustration of 2 pieces of bread on counter)
10. Open jar of peanut butter.
11. Get two knives from the silverware drawer.
12. Stick a knife into the open jar.
13. Spread peanut butter on left slice of bread until you have as much as you like.
14. Close the peanut butter.
15. Open the jelly.
16. Using a clean knife, spread jelly onto the bread until you have as much as you want.
17. Close the jelly.
18. Put knives in kitchen sink.
19. Smush the two pieces of bread together so that the peanut butter touches the jelly:
(labeled illustration)
20. Eat.